Grandmother QuotesHere you will find Grandmother Quotes-- a combination of witty quips, sage quotes, and light visionary commentary. Remember that Grandmothers are natural observers of life... I thank all my contributor grannies (I'm including male and female grannies) for the following: 
Are you a Tea Granny? Here are some funny stories for you!For All-Things-Tea (and Tisane), check out Granny's Tea Aisle! Contact Us with Your Stories, Quips and Quotes! Naomi Cranney turned 100 in 2005 and was still making $338,000 a year as a Shaklee networker. Her 100th birthday was declared "Naomi Cranney Day" by the state of Massachusetts. She later flew to Hawaii to be part of a Shaklee convention and told Shaklee's CEO, Roger Barnett, "Roger, you know, they told me I didn't have to come, but if there was going to be something new announced I wanted to hear it first." (from a presentation by Roger Barnett to the White House Conference on Aging, December 21, 2005). Grandmothers are the hands that rocked the cradle of she that rocks the cradle now...Here is a quote on improper food combining from Paul Nison's book Health According to the Scriptures FOR Grandmothers: "If a carbohydrate is eaten with a sugar, such as a cooked grain cereal with apple or banana, the carbohydrate and sugar will both ferment. The result is gas and flatulence. No healthy cell structure can be built from fermentation or putrefaction." (p.178) Behind every good man there is a Grandmother... Grandmothers are prayer warriors who have traded in their swords for knitting needles, their judgements for a wiser way of seeing that passeth the understanding of most younger folks... Tea Totaler? Tea Granny?
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